Tribute to Insanity Pic!

by Pastafarian, 14 hours ago

Here it is!




Click to make it bigger!

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Hello Everyone!

by Pastafarian, 4 days ago

Hi everyone!

It's been a long time since I posted something on the website, been busy and such. But since I've been sick, I've had some time to think about some things.

First, I'm gonna give some sort of ingame prize to whomever recruits the most people to our guild for starting today, 11/18 , and ending 12/18. Whoever gets the most people recruited here will win some shit. I'm not sure what, it could be gold, or one of those blizzard ingame pets from their pet shop. I'm not sure yet. You know where to find the recruitment thread, bump that shit, and talk to your friends!



I'm not sure what we need for guild farming, talk to greta about that.


Thats about it for now. I'm going back to bed. I'll try to post more frequently




We'll be ready for icecrown in no time! Go get em team!

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Stuff to do:

by Pastafarian, 40 days ago

Hey everyone, if you're board I'm going to make a thread with a whole bunch of fail, wtf and general funny pictures. You can find the thread here: Some stuff may be NSFW: http://revenantei.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3630555&gid=33607


Enjoy!

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While the server is down....

by Pastafarian, 47 days ago

Enjoy this...

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To all of our new apps

by Pastafarian, 53 days ago

Hello,

I just wanted to give a warm welcome to all of our new apps. It's greatly appreciated that you are applying.


Revenant was created right around the start of the Burning Crusade, as is quite possibly the oldest raiding guild on the server ( I'm not 100% sure, but if not, were pretty damned close!) Our goal is to always have fun while raiding. Throughout BC we were consistently among the top 3 raiding guilds on the server. Towards the end of BC we were number one on our server, having the server first Kil'Jaeden kill (we did it after the nerfs, however). We also got the alliance first Lady Vashj kill, and numerous other server firsts.


It has come to my attention that some people think we have disbanded. We have not! We are still going strong, looking for more people to join our ranks.

Unfortunately, we have lost our number one position raiding wise, due to a number of factors, including people quitting, leaving, not showing up for raids.

Our attendance hasn't been perfect for raids, and our hard mode progression suffers for that.

It's not that we don't have good people, we do. Our various 10 mans have gotten to Algalon and Anub and all that jazz. We tear those guys assholes every week. We just don't have the consistent attendance throughout the week that our 10 mans have.


This is where you come in! We vary a bit in our recruitment and attendance compared to most guilds. We aren't a guild thats going to recruit 60 people and have half of those guys sit at the stone. That shit is boring, and pretty gay. We are looking for about 10 more people to join our ranks, so we can start working on those hardmodes with the same people, and have a little (not alot) buffer in case someone pokes out a eye, or goes to jail for the night for incest. If you ever do get stuck guarding the stone, know its not going to happen everynight, or even the whole night. We firmly believe in rotating people in and out to make it fun and fair for everyone.


Yeah, yeah, I babbled on. Anyways, our recruitment link is to the left, and any class/combo is welcome to apply. Please contact Pastafarian or Greta in game once you fill out your app.


Also, do you know any other guilds who has elmo giving fellatio to another elmo on their front page? I think not! Enjoy!



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AARRRRR!

by Pastafarian, 64 days ago




It be talk like a pirate day. Do your part and talk like a pirate. Enjoy the temp site makeover guys.

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Quick Update on ToC DKP

by Pastafarian, 72 days ago

Due to a stupid mistake on my part, several people where undercharged for boots and belts, including myself. I retroactively changed the costs from 40 GR to 50 GR. Sorry about the mistake.


In related news, I finally got done back charging those people who got trophies before we started charging GR for them. ToC 25 man DKP is now up to date. If you feel like something is in error, don't be afraid to tell me and or ask me. I'll be glad to fix any mistakes that I may have made.

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Jeebus fails at Northrend Beasts

by Pastafarian, 74 days ago

Quickie







Full Length Attempt





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